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| Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.... more
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| If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g... more
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| A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.... more
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| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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| What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !... more
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| Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more
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| Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.... more
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| How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... more
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| If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.... more
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| Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.... more
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