| 1. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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