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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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