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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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