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| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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